Great things to say during intercourse:
- Yes, this is agreeable
- Excellent. I’ll note this down in my memoirs
- What a surprising twist!
- Aren’t human beings remarkable?
- Splendid.
Great things to say during intercourse:
- Yes, this is agreeable
- Excellent. I’ll note this down in my memoirs
- What a surprising twist!
- Aren’t human beings remarkable?
- Splendid.
“Isn’t that high in calories?”
“You’ve been eating a lot lately”
“That food is unhealthy, isn’t it?”
“Wow that is a lot of peanut butter”
“Wow you eat a lot of fruit! That’s a lot of carbs”
when u think ur over someone but then they do something really cute and u end up liking them even more
(Source: shippingharry)
The first of a bi-monthly mix series tailored specifically for your car, gym and parties. Download available at http://facebook.com/kapslapmusic or http://kapslap.com.
Turn It Up. Sing Along. Party On.
00:00 - I Love Playing Hard (Kap Slap Bootleg)
- I Love It (Cobra Starship Remix) – Icona Pop
- Play Hard (Albert Neve Remix) – David Guetta
5:55 - Out Of Symphonica (Kap Slap Bootleg)
- Symphonica – Nicky Romero
- Out Of My Mind (Dada Life Remix) – Bingo Players
10:00 - Into The Light – Mako, Dubvision, Sander Van Doorn
15:00 - Mammoth Death Machine (Kap Slap Bootleg)
- Mammoth – Moguai, Dimtri Vegas, Like Mike
- EDM Death Machine – Knife Party
18:45 - Hold On To This (Kap Slap Bootleg)
- Hold On – Nervo
- Down To This – Chuckie, Dzeko & Torres
23:00 - If I Lose Myself – Alesso vs. One Republic
28:00 - Rasputin Got Fat (Kap Slap Raging Silhouettes Reboot)
- D# Fat – Armin Van Buuren, W&W
- Rage – Ralvero
- [ACAPELLA] – Fade Into Darkness – Avicii
- Cannonball – Showtek, Justin Prime
- Rasputin – Hard Rock Sofa
35:00 - LRAD – Knife Party
36:51 - Wakanda – Dimitri Vegas, Like Mike
39:00 - This Is What It Feels Like (W&W Remix) – Armin Van Buuren
44:00 - Slow Down – Showtek
50:00 - Radioactive (dBerrie Remix) – Imagine Dragons
56:25 - Get Lucky – Daft Punk
(Source: major-decoverley)
lms if u dont know what hola means
so apparently lms means “like my status” not “learn more spanish”????
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
(Source: vergilminaj)
(Source: jaredbottoms)
do you ever feel like you have a crush on someone and then the next day you’re like wow no it’s just friendship
and it’s a constant cycle of wow ilu oh wait no i dont no nvm yes i do ah no false alarm
it’s so confusing