I like the funny things in life: Archive

peetasgotnicebuns asked: What if I wanna be the first one to meet you... AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE COME UP ON MY DASHBOARD IN WEEKS! it's so sad :(

Dec 31st

vomithermind asked: southhhhbeach hellll yea (:

or whatever is cool with you, you will be the first person i ever meet on tumblr (y)

helll yeaaah

Dec 30th

vomithermind asked: i neeed to meeeeeet youuuuuuuuuuuu!

Dec 30th

hippiesalad asked: Hi. I don't think I've ever talked to you, but I reblog a lot of your stuff. Buuutttt, I hope you feel better :D

Dec 27th

Anonymous asked: Why don't you just work hard, make money, and buy yourself your own damn phone?

Dec 27th

rhondawr asked: i love that you always like my super vague, super strange notes haha

Dec 27th

mattucf-deactivated20110617 asked: There must be something good about MIA lol

hmm... can't think of anything now but I'm sure it will come!

Dec 27th

jaodernein asked: so did you ask your parents why they got your sis the phone and not you? like, was there a particular reason?

Dec 26th

Anonymous asked: god doesn't exist. stop boring me

Dec 26th

Anonymous asked: I assume you will not answer this, but a part of me hopes you will! What happened with your parents and your tumblr? Why did you get depressed? Because something VERY similar happened to me, and i've struggled these past two years with depression! I know it's personal but i would love to hear the story!

Dec 26th

lastdaysofmagic asked: You still have the depression?

Dec 26th

marcosisselfish asked: We both live in Miami so it's like what a little drive to your house :D

Dec 26th

marcosisselfish asked: "because I sleep naked anyways"

Sleepover? :D

Dec 26th

need-my-advice-deactivated20111 asked: haha i'm going to orlando! :)

Dec 25th

need-my-advice-deactivated20111 asked: what's florida like? :) one of my christmas presents is a week there!

Dec 25th

coeus asked: Merry Christmas Marissa! <3

Dec 25th

mattucf-deactivated20110617 asked: Merry Christmas Marissa! I hope you got me my range rover :P!

Dec 25th

ianaitch asked: merry christmas marissa!

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

3 tags

Dec 25th

Emmanuel- "God with Us"

How beautiful, to think a King would send His Son to die for those who serve Him. Not heralded by trumpets of praise nor proclaimed in the manner He so rightly deserved. But born in a manger, His parents unable to find space in an inn. From these humble beginnings the Christ-child lived the unblemished life teaching, healing, bringing honor to His Father’s name…All to die like a...

Dec 25th

Anonymous asked: You know you and all your religious posts are annoying. Did you know Jesus wasn't even born during this time?

Dec 25th

Greatest man in history named Jesus,

had no servants, yet they called him Master. Had no degree, yet they called him Teacher. Had no medicines, yet they called him Healer. He had no army, yet kings feared him. He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world. He committed no crime, yet they crucified him. He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. Merry CHRISTmas everyone!

Dec 24th

1 tag

REASONS GOD PERMITS PROBLEMS

The problems you face will either defeat you or develop you - depending on how YOU respond to them. Unfortunately, most people fail to see how God wants to use problems for good in their lives. They react foolishly and resend their problems rather than pausing to consider what benefit they might bring. ‎1. God Permits problems to DIRECT you. Sometimes God must light a fire under you to get you...

Dec 24th

rebekitahhh asked: Lolll no! I am not stealing him and neither is she!!! Haha that's all you girl. Hahahahaa

Dec 24th

brandishindig asked: Hey Marissa!
Just stopping by to wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! :)

Dec 24th

7 tags

You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians...

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree … and think 25 to life would be appropriate. —Jay Leno America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. —Jay Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. —Conan O’Brien Q: What does...

Dec 23rd

rebekitahhh asked: hey! dont laugh!! bike cops are super cool!!!!!!!!! lollll

Dec 23rd

sabersandphasers asked: LOL what movie did you watch?

Dec 23rd

22percent asked: A LA CARTE

Dec 23rd

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The Epitome of boredom during christmas break.. Yea my sister and I are losers lol

Dec 23rd

Anonymous asked: OBAMA IS DED

http://i45.tinypic.com/28un241.png

Dec 23rd

sabersandphasers asked: a very good friend of mine who graduated with me is due in january. while, i personally do not care whether she spread her legs at got knocked up at such a young age, what does bother me is that she is signing up for government assistance. we went to the same private school together which cost almost $10,000/yr. i'm pretty sure she doesn't need government assistance considering her...

Dec 23rd

Anonymous asked: Transylvania doesn't exist. You're so dumb

Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

Well you can throw your rock and hide your hand,...

Dec 22nd

sabersandphasers asked: haha. no worries. yeah, i met steven @ CPAC (the conference i was telling you about). he's the nicest dude ever. he even knew we were facebook friends!

Dec 22nd

sabersandphasers asked: woohoo! facebook friends. and lol we have a mutual friend.

Dec 22nd

jacksack68 asked: haha how awesome is that!?

Dec 22nd

GENTLEMAN'S TIP:

The best position a woman can be in …….. is on her knees praying. A praying lady is a sexy lady!

Dec 22nd

sabersandphasers asked: we need to get out more. i feel like every night we're the only two bitches on tumblr until late in the AM
LOL

Dec 22nd

Poems that don't rhyme are just really weird...

Dec 22nd