I like the funny things in life: Archive

I like the funny things in life

January 2011

these-y0ung-hearts asked: that girl in that video was not obese. (:

So stingy with my fucks cause I don’t ever give them

patrioticconservative asked: Honestly, think back to highschool graduation and all your hopes and dreams.... and now your sitting on a website making videos of you smacking yourself with ketchup.... livin' the life??? I think so! LOL

I lost like 5 followers ….I guess it was because I posted a video of myself…and then they heard how annoying I sound.. Yea I don’t blame you guys haha. Anyways, Catch ya on the flip side

Anonymous asked: DUDE! WHAT ABOUT THE BLACK PENISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My video is long lol

I don’t get people who buy houses with pools, and tennis courts/ basketball courts and game rooms and stuff.. I have things like that, and I never use them. In my house I’m either in the kitchen or my room. I don’t remember a day where our family even used the dining room…….lol.

Anonymous asked: Who do you know and who does your brother work for?

I need to get this off my chest. I hate the fact that I know someone famous…and I hate the fact that my brother works for someone famous… I can’t be myself..and I have to put on this act all the time.. I HATE IT…and it must suck to be famous…because if I feel this way…I can just imagine what it’s like to be known.

I like to choose summer classes , so my parents don’t make me tag along on their random trips Once we went to Aruba for the weekend..and omg.it was so boring.

I post my more personal posts when I know that no one will read them. I can’t stand some of you people on tumblr! I wish you guys just died.. Also….I have to be up in a couple of hours to go to church..and I already know I’m going to be sleeping through the entire sermon…oh well. Oh yea..my dad has the black american express card for those who were wondering...

logicallypositive asked: First off, fuck your bitch
And the click you claim
West side when we ride
Come equipped with game
You claim to be a player
But I fucked your wife
We bust on Bad Boys
niggas fuck for Life
Plus Puffy tryin' to see me weak
Hearts I rip
Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia
Some mark ass bitches
We keep on coming

you're so fat you need to put a bell around your...

how do you redirect your blog to an error page?!?!?!?!?! I need to know ASAP

when parents ask who you're texting.

someone just I’med me asking me if I ever sleep…. All I do is sleep haha

Is it really nessecary to have DJ headphones to...

When people misread your post...

“Someone got me a mac book box”

Anonymous asked: Why don't you blur out peoples real names?

This is great haha

see more Failbook

technology is creepy…I update my twitter and it points out my exact location… Weird….

If you still use the poking feature on facebook…you are officially lame in my book.

22percent asked: omgahd...

L O L

Fruits I hate….Yea just watch it lol

Fruits I hate….Yea just watch it lol

hahaha…not really. But I have a friend who looks likes him lol

fuckyeahkph-deactivated20110526 asked: who is your favorite politician?

“Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is...”

– Ronald Reagan

The difference between white and black people on MLK Day is that white people actually have jobs to skip.

I hate forgetting that white people don’t say hi like hispanics, I always get caught in this awkward hug/kiss.

I was recently looking through a photo gallery of deadly and dangerous sea creatures and there were numerous pictures of sharks. Thank you, I wasn’t aware that a shark is dangerous and could potentially rip my face off. I feel so enlightened.

Personal DNA: I'm a dynamic director.

you are a director As a DIRECTOR, you combine an unusual openness and passion for beauty and style with confidence and a down-to-earth sensibility that allow you to realize your vision. You are practical and pay attention to the details that others tend to miss. By focusing on what is real and concrete, you achieve more than those who always have their heads in the clouds. When...

“Rather go to bed supperless than rise in debt”

– Benjamin Franklin

“Liberty is to faction what air is to fire”

– James Madison

“I think it should be a right for every American in a country as wealthy as ours,...”

– Barack Obama [ 2008 campaign] This is Utopia through Guilt. The false premise of eternal prosperity allows progressives to use our never-ending wealth as a tool to guilt Americans into spending more and more on the needy.

“Deficits mean future tax increases,pure and simple. Deficit spending should be...”

“The state is God.”

– Ferdinand Lassalle, founder of the German Socialist Movement.

Things could be worse.....

We could be in France! lol