I want to slap the girl that first started ordering a salad on a date. Not only do I look SO attractive when monstrous pieces of lettuces are falling out of my mouth, but sometimes, I just want some damn steak.
I want to slap the girl that first started ordering a salad on a date. Not only do I look SO attractive when monstrous pieces of lettuces are falling out of my mouth, but sometimes, I just want some damn steak.
steak. I’d be much more attracted to a...who orders a steak over a salad. And for some...